according to the united states cuntgress, ah'm no longer a woman! you see, mah tubes are tied. yep, ah'm sterilised. no longer a woman. any female who cun't have kids is not a woman - because "real women" are fertile! yes, if yer 10 year old daughter has a period, she is now a woman! however, if her 40 year old mum cun't have anymore kids, she's no longer a woman! this must be some of dubya's fuzzy math. ah cun't figure it out.
ah have a cuntfusing problem tho. now that cuntgress has decided ah'm no longer a woman, what am ah? surely ah'm not a man...or am ah? furthermore, does this mean that the few rights ah'm afforded as a woman [voting, etc] are going to be taken from me? where does this leave marriage for me? not that ah would ever marry of course, but if the opportunity presented itself [hello robert smith], ah couldn't marry a man. because in the usa, marriage is between a man and a woman.
ah just cun't win for losing.