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9th March 2006
bellsforhim @ : Great Strides!
Some exciting news for Hurricane Katrina Victims (I like to make those words capitalized for those of you just searching for key points in my bulletins), President Bush announced Wednesday that all 4.2 billion dollars set aside from those loveable scamps FEMA for disaster relief would go towards rebuilding New Orleans and other parts of Louisiana.
I mean, yeah, they could have given some of that money to other states that were destroyed by Katrina, like Texas, Florida, etc.. But I think it's much more TRL Hip of him to do it this way. Because not only does this help New Orleans get itself back up just in the nick of time for Spring Break and Mardi Gras so college kids from around the country can puke all over it, but it also gave Mr. Bush a chance to stand around debris and wear a hard hat.
And isn't that really what being a president is all about?
26th April 2005
ycantibu @ : cungrats - yer a walking incubator!
"WOMAN- The term `woman’ means a female human being who is capable of becoming pregnant, whether or not she has reached the age of majority."
according to the united states cuntgress, ah'm no longer a woman! you see, mah tubes are tied. yep, ah'm sterilised. no longer a woman. any female who cun't have kids is not a woman - because "real women" are fertile! yes, if yer 10 year old daughter has a period, she is now a woman! however, if her 40 year old mum cun't have anymore kids, she's no longer a woman! this must be some of dubya's fuzzy math. ah cun't figure it out.
ah have a cuntfusing problem tho. now that cuntgress has decided ah'm no longer a woman, what am ah? surely ah'm not a man...or am ah? furthermore, does this mean that the few rights ah'm afforded as a woman [voting, etc] are going to be taken from me? where does this leave marriage for me? not that ah would ever marry of course, but if the opportunity presented itself [hello robert smith], ah couldn't marry a man. because in the usa, marriage is between a man and a woman.
ah just cun't win for losing.
22nd April 2005
ycantibu @ : sheffield music scene
well sugahs, ah've been reading mah newest book, 'beats working for a living: sheffield popular music 1973-1984" bah martin lilleker. ok, first off, cuntfession time...ah've been reading parts of it. namely, the bits to do with heaven 17, human league and abc. ah'm a bad girl with an extremely short attention span. anyhoo sugah, it's a very nifty book & ah will keep this short, as ah've a tendency to drift & start going on about other shit, as you well know.
and speaking of shit, the parts about meatwhistle were very, ummm...enlightening? exploding gnomes, roadkill posted on notice boards, attempts at electrocuting school headmasters, puking in toilets on stage, necrophilia, coprophilia, intergalactic bdsm, obsessions with clocks, being kicked out of school for being an undesirable subversive element - and that's just the section about ian craig marsh.
anyway sugahs, it's a good read. ah'll probably even finish it someday, but work & family keep me pretty fucking stressed & out of it, especially of late.
btw, did ah mention it has a lurvely picture o' glenn gregory in make-up and garters? nice legs, he has...
ycantibu @ : OMFG 4 TH3 WIDDL3 PWECI0US BAAAABYEEEZ LOL !!111ELEVEN!!11
so what's the deal?
a. she's the stupidest fucking person on planet earth...nay, the entire galaxy
b. doesn't have the balls to stand up for her [admittedly stupid] cuntvictions
c. let's start a fund to buy her a gay pride flag...baby will LURVE those bright colours!
4th March 2005
masktchi @ : Attention South Florida Atheists, Agnostics, Freethinkers, and Humanists
Our current members and I of the Broward Atheists Meetup (www.browardatheists.com and in www.meetup.com) welcome all interested in atheism, theism, freethought, agnosticism, humanism, transhumanism, state and church seperation (otherwise known as seperation of sturch), and related topics to our Tuesday meetings after 6:30pm. The www.browardatheists.com website has details on our venue, it is currently a pub, but will change when more members are acquired. We're already bulging at the seams with an average attendance of about twelve. No matter your age, beliefs, or preferences, we'd like to hear your opinion. Even the sternest Christians may come and present their thoughts, because if you really believe we're going to hell, we sure don't want to be wrong about the subject, haha, but most members are pretty confident about their atheism and agnosticism. I mention the invitation only to be open-minded. Anyways, we usually discuss religion, politics, philosophy, etc. but do not feel obligated to have to order anything despite it being a pub. There is no membership fee either, it is an informal event so far seeing how we have too few to be more organized, but we'd like to be! And we'd like to have enough people to start some activism and be as productive as possible.
Aside from the weekly Tuesday meetings, there are fun events such as campfires and beach barbeques scheduled. We sure would like to cooperate with other groups and more members to voice the rights and freedoms we and others deserve regardless of our beliefs and with your ideas and help, this can be made possible. The current goal is to eliminate the negative stigma attached to our labels by altruism and stoicism such as scholarships and good deeds. E-mail me with any questions or better yet, any one else you can get in contact with from the website to get a clearer understanding of who and what we are. We turn no one down and encourage debate, skepticism, and reason. The meetings are definitely worthwhile and interesting or else I wouldn't waste the little free time I have as a college student to invite any one else to come join the experience. If you are in the area and find the time inconvenient with your busy schedule, no hard feelings will be had, but at least sign the guestbook so we can know you support us and wish you could come. :-)
10th February 2005
ycantibu @ : hotness
did ah mention that picture o' kate bush in the user info is fucking hot?
for some reason, the heaven 17 picture is down a lot...this cun't be a good sign...if heaven 17 keeps going down...oh di mama, is it wrong that ah got really horny when ah said that?
24th January 2005
ycantibu @ : love will tear us apart...or...errr....something
frontman IAN CURTIS' biopic movie 'Touching From A Distance' has been confirmed to go ahead with rock photographer Anton Corbijn
directing and Curtis' widow Deborah and Factory Records' boss TONY WILSON acting as co-producers. Casting is to begin in March with filming starting in Manchester in July."
soooo...who would you like to see cast in the movie?
ewan mcgregor as ian, maybe? eh, maybe not.
bellsforhim @ :
Added some fun to the info page. Hope you all enjoy.
ycantibu @ :
is back! yay!
now, where are the rest of you surly lot?
Current Mood: happy happy joy joy
24th November 2004
ycantibu @ : ouch! the stupid is making mah head hurt...
Have you heard about the latest college activity?
It’s called “hooking up” -- a one-time sexual encounter between students. Studies show that 60 to 80 percent of college students will hook up before they graduate. Students say it’s because they’re focused on grades and don’t have time for relationships. Sure, grades are important, but relationships are more important. Life is all about relationships. We need to teach our young men and women to honor and respect others in those relationships and to save themselves for the most important human relationship that they’ll ever have…the one with their future husband or wife.
Remember your family first,
Mark Merrill aka Captain Obvious
22nd November 2004
ycantibu @ : this has been a public service announcement
......the fact that ah used a bauhaus users picture in no way implies that ah endorse fist fucking peter murphy...otoh, it also doesn't imply that ah do not.
3rd November 2004
ycantibu @ :
As if bush being a homophobic, xenophobic, misogynistic, hatemongering liar isn't cuntsidered a huge enuff smear on the usa, cuntsider this: people could look at us before and say "well, he was appointed"...now, they will look at us and say "the usa is full of homophobic, xenophobic, misogynistic, hatemongering liars"...ah'm sure this will be bode very well for the future of the usa...NOT
Rex_Goodheart> The people have spoken, and they have said "we're dumb as rocks"
2nd November 2004
ycantibu @ :
so, did you lot vote today? ah did but ah feel pretty hopeless. let's face it, the fascist hoosier segment of america reigns supreme. that's all ah can say for now.
bellsforhim @ :
Ok sugahs, I've added a little flair to the info page and I'll get to more as time goes on. Also, our man Robert Downy Jr. is now an interest.
karlskrap @ :
You can all cheer now sugahs, for a'h have arrived!
1st November 2004
ycantibu @ : interests
dustin sugah yer a maintainer as well, add to the interests, change what ya think needs to be changed, etc & make us feel the electric power o' awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww